Originally by: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

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Edited by: Humuhumunukunukuapua''a on 31/08/2009 10:30:22
well, i was bored one day with just hauling ore for my carebear friends. so what did i do? i fit out a maller cruiser, and went looking for people to harass. well, i was in a system call rausumusses or somethuing like that, and found a corp that every time i can flipped them, would send pvp types after me. well, needless to say this was exactly what i was looking for. the first couple days i only killed a couple drakes, a retreiver, couple hauelrs cruisers and frigates, nothing to spectacular. did i meantion i was always outnumbered at least 3 to one, sometimes 7 to one? ya really funny fail fights on their behalf. well, i think it was the third day of harrassing these guy, when i go to their usual belt, find a bunch mining, 2 drakes were guarding, cuz they saw me in local. i rush in, take the can, of course not caring that they have points and webs on the fail drakes, and i saw the apoc, but figured it was a mining bs so wasnt worried.

i grab the can, and the apoc sends drones one me...BIG and welcome surprise to me. i put my point and web on the apoc, and begin orbiting and firing my small lasers. the drakes opened fire on me, but since their damage was minimal, maybe 80 hp a volley, i wasnt too concerned. after about 3 minutes, i finally take down the apoc, sadly i couldnt pod kill. i gave out my "YAARRR" yell and did a quick happy dance.

ok, now i had 2 drakes, pointing me, webbing me, and chasing me faster than i can move. i decide wth, lets go down fighting, so i proceed to attack the drake that had the point and web on me. after about a minute of me firing away, his shields are at around 15%...can some one say failfit? sadly he had a warp stab on as well, apaprently they were all fitting them to get away from me. lame. any ways, he warped off, and i was free to warp...but the evil sadistic self in me decided to stay. by this time i was at around 30% armor, and facing a drake in my T1 cruiser. so what did i do? "YARR!" went in and attacked. i failed, he also had a warp stab on. lame right?

so in warps a cruiser, i think a caracle, cant remember. im thinking "oh crap, im at 20% armor, and this guys gonna pop me. but he didnt think to stay away, and got in too close, web+point+close in damage...he died in about 20 seconds. ok time to warp out.

end of the day, killed a apoc, and a cruiser (i think caracal but dont quote me), and survived/forced to flee, 2x drakes. all in my T1 maller.

after that episode...im seriously considering joining the dark side. oh yes...and the tears were flowing...omg careabear tears and overconfident "PVPers" tears...so delicious. this was a story that i hope some heartless souls can find enjoyment out of. and may some other lucky chap have the evil fun that i did.


P.S. please forgive any spelling errors, im not a good speller or good at grammar. i kill things.

im at work so cant get to the km, i will post it when i get home.

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